So, I married a Halo warrior

Chapter 1: Understanding the Halo warrior without playing Halo
Chapter 2: Making eye contact and avoiding guilt
Chapter 3: Meeting the other warriors in person
Chapter 4: Discovering vast amounts of "me-time"
Chapter 5: Rescheduling TV time and sleep cycles
Chapter 6: Jealousy's overrated
Chapter 7: Picking a suitable, quiet project
Chapter 8: The "sexier-than-the-TV-screen" body
Chapter 9: The marathon Halo weekend
Chapter 10: Giving up and going to bed