Joel wrote a story about a pumpkin patch as part of his October homework. I don't remember having homework in Kindergarten, but then again, look how I turned out... Anyway, I digress.
I translated from K-spelling errors, but here's his little story pretty much word for word:
"This is about a pumpkin patch.
Once there was a happy little town where there were lots of pumpkin patches.
One of the pumpkins snuck up on a house right behind a door and opened it when people weren't looking and suddenly the people saw them and tried to catch it but they couldn't."