Hit the Road, Jack!

Goodbye 8 yr old child,

Goodbye 5000 BTU air conditioner,

Goodbye small bale of hay,

Goodbye 3 1/2 dozen eggs,

Goodbye 10 chihuahas,

Goodbye 2 1/2 automobile tires,

Goodbye 1 1/2 mid-sized microwaves,

and anything else in the neighborhood of 55 pounds.

And don't you come back no more, no more, no more no more!